Careercow Ethan Ralph / TheRalphRetortGamerGate Tabloid Writer, Spergy Hick with a Neckbeard and Takes Vidya Too Seriously

There was a crappy Milo Yiannopoulos thread that had been made recently where even the OP made me cringe so much at it. I know it was supposed to be a bait thread but Milo's just a trickier one to make a thread on because there have been many here who have been saying that he's a troll and that he says a lot of the shit he says to get other spergs riled up at him. He's not as much of a lolcow as this Ralph Retort loser is, so that got me thinking about giving this clown his own thread because I don't give a flying fuck about Gamergate at all, just the craziness exhibited by different sides of it and how it's triggered anti GG minded folks like the RationalWiki spergs to constantly talk about this bullshit. It's the same way I feel about Thunderf00t and all the a-logs that he's managed to trigger and troll into chimping out so much and a lot of which I have also made threads on. I don't have the most in depth knowledge of the subject or whatever drama he got into 8 years ago, all I know and care about is that it brings out the very worst in some unhinged people here on the Internet and lots of sperging to behold.

Gamergate is no different and this Ralph Retort character has been one of those individuals I've been hearing about the most from this boogaloo. He's so spergy that he's already gotten threads over at /cow/ and his own ED page, which cover a lot of the basics of all the retarded shit he's done, so I think it's about time he gets his own Kiwi Farms thread too. I've also seen him make retarded comments such as this in another one of my threads that I update from time to time.



Kevin Logan thread where I posted this screenshot. I already knew even then that something weird was up with this guy and I wanted to do more searching for other embarrassing shit like this that he's pulled before.

From reading the /cow/ and ED pages, he flipped his shit in this really long video that I'm not going to watch, but I'm sure a lot of you have kept up with and can pinpoint just how bad the sperging is in this thing.

This picture of him just confirms how much of a fatass neckbeard he is:



This is another livestream thing where he's apparently drunk right off his ass ranting about Hotwheels from 8chan. I'm listening to it right now for the first time and oh my God, I can't stand him or his hick accent. I can't believe this guy got any traction in the first place along with so many of these other GG and anti-GG attention whores.

Here's Ralphie Boy having a cringeworthy moment on Twitter and sperging about who knows what. A Homer esque rant about GG, feminism, MRA bullshit? I don't even know and it's my first time seeing what kinds of garbage this guy likes to vomit out.

https://archive.is/JKQSu





You can find more of his odd ranting and chimp outs on his Twitter page. Here's some more odd shit I was able to find in that thing.

I'm sure this guy's friends with this MundaneMatt guy but he's still cringeworthy and spergy with these kinds of tweets:



What a pompous ass:



Some random shit but he seems really sensitive and prone to getting mad over nothing:



Some other interesting bits taken from his ED page:

My name is Ethan. I recently graduated from USC Upstate with a degree in political science. I live here in the Upstate now, but am originally from Memphis, Tennessee. My life there is what brought my opposition to the War on Drugs into sharp focus: seeing firsthand the perils associated with procuring “illegal” substances, the violence often needed to control the places of purchase, all the while witnessing the devastation caused to large swaths across my age cohort because of an illogical, ineffective, and insane approach to drug control policy here in the United States. Often that policy and the laws associated with it are enforced unevenly, and harsher, longer and more restrictive punishments being meted out to people of color. This is an additional outrage which also helps spurn me into action and activism.

I support the reformation of marijuana laws along with an entire rethinking of our approach towards all substances and the way we treat the people who use them.

Basically the ED page goes into the drama he got into with /baph/ and what happened there with his dox getting out there and how butthurt he got from that.

I even see a dick pic on that page that EDiot CobaltCat uploaded. Seems like another thing that you can trigger him with:

Spoiler: Warning: NSFW

Lastly there's some more stuff on his /cow/ thread that I wanted to post here as well that covers some of the other shit he's done.

 

Can you tell me more about what happened over at KIA? I found this thread over there that goes into what happened.

It seems like he really fucked up bad there.

 

That has to be ADF's current weight too. Both are loathable fat fucks.

 

His thread shows up on the second page when you search for his name in Google. That's a start.