Skitzocow Greg Mazujian- Internet Tough Guy and 4chan shitposter

About a year ago, an anonymous manchild posted on /toy/ holding a cheap figure while clad in fingerless skeleton gloves. After people laughed at him, this anon lost his shit, threatening other anons claiming he would "BASH THEIR SKULL IN" and so forth.

This guy kept coming back, again and again, posting inane drivel with a McDonald's-tier toy clutched in his greasy palms. Sometimes he'd derail threads with nonsense, and always talked about how EVIL the toy company Hasbro is, for putting out cheap products (ironically, all of the stuff he posts is cheap garbage as well). Greg constantly ban evades to come back again to /toy/, trying to spread, as he calls it, "ART AND CULTURE" to the board. His obsession with Hasbro is fairly A-loggy, constantly saying he will attack/kill/whatever Hasbro employees unless they stop making cheap toys. He also bitches about /toy/ soldiers not signing his dead-on-arrival petition to the toy company.
https://www.change.org/p/hasbro-to-...s-and-to-bring-back-quality-in-their-products

For one reason or another, this man eventually revealed to 4chan that his name was Greg Mazujian-leading to him getting trolled even further outside of /toy/ and the like.

Little is still known about Greg, but things that more or less trigger him include:
-Being compared to Chris Chan
-Mentioning Jin Saotome/John Mallamas, an infamous toy customizer, to him
-Claiming he eats shit
-Claiming he humps trees
-Glorify Hasbro
-Telling him he has awful taste in toys
-Mentioning anything related to religion (he's a regular stand-up Reddit user!)
-Impersonating him (calling him the "Fake Greg", etc.)

Greg can be identified by either his telltale fingerless gloves on 4chan, or by the handle "Scareglow42", used on Disqus and a few other sites.

A few wonderful quotes from him include:
"How do you know I don't fuck stuffed toys already?"
"implying black men arent ever abusive ghetto bitchs"
"Bitch, i made an analogey to hell comes to frog town, ill bash your sarcastic face into a fucking tree"
"you disgust me for even thinking of donating that money to the hicks at the republican and the NRA. Go anhero yourself, conservacunt"
"ffeelong all smart with your selves"
"Can u please Make one where her nipples are more visable"

While he claims to be nothing like Christian Weston Chandler, he does have a few things in common with him, mainly how easily he surrenders information to complete strangers. This might have something to do with him apparently being an aspie and bipolar to some degree (he said this himself).

One of Greg's greatest moments was discovering a thread about himself on /cow/. Not only did he try sliding the board, but he also raged at the /cow/boys, claiming he would "destroy their board". Not only this, but he answered a few questions about himself, giving us even more facts such as:
"That [thread that implied him to be a pedo] is an exaggeration, but if you dont think its natural or healthy to find teenagers hot, your a prudish christian filth cuck bitch. Also, im fucking 19, how is living with my parents still out of the norm? I bet you NEETs still live with their parents near 30, i have more dignity and self respect then all you fuckers combined, get a life you tards!"

"[I was fired from Dairy Queen] because i wouldnt smile enough, after some senile bitch was practically yelling at me to be happy when i was really depressed, so adter o was fired i called her a jesus dick sucking bitch and knocked down my manager."

"Id beat your ass, som. I could kick you in the nuts, and bash your head in you fucking filth."

"I wasnt molested as a child, though i did go to catholic school, which i why i fucking hate religion, christianity inpaticular. Ill make hasbro rant videos on youtube for da lulz, when i feel up for it. I dont have full on autism, i have aspurgers, but i dont use it as an excuse lile chris chan does. Im an asshole, not because of my disability(which is so high functioning, its almost nonexsistant), but because of who i am. I also have some kind of mood disorder, and depression. I can be more coperative with this board, because i do most of my shit for lulz aswell, but id have to set some collective ground rules, including not to fucking mess with me IRL, does that sound acceptable?"
>i have to set some ground rules, I'm in charge here!

Apologies if I fucked up and made these pictures too big or something, I don't use this site much. Prefix might be shit, too.

UPDATE March 3, 2016:
Greg's still a cow, but he's certainly changed since the Farms and /cow/ first met him. Starting off as a Hasbro A-Log, something Greg claimed was an act the whole time, has become a story about a crazy ass dysfunctional family from some backwater hick town. It's also a cautionary tale of what happens when a stereotypical 4chan poster ends up becoming a lolcow through his own stupidity.

Attached are some screencaps from Greg threads and such.


UPDATE: March 1st, 2016

Welp, it's been quite a ride since this thread started around two months ago. Our good friend Greg came over to the farms as @Scareglow42 , leading to several pages of banter on and off whenever he came back to the threads again.

Another major addition to the threads was a user known as @TheRealGregTroll , a guy who, like me, first discovered Greg on 4chan's /toy/. This guy, known to Greg as Alex, frequently talks to Greg over Facebook/Google messages, leading to vast new discoveries regarding Greg's life and personality. Here's what he had to say, initially:


Things only went downhill from here after one disgruntled anon on /toy/ sent a pizza to Greg's house. Only his mom was home, was confused as hell, and googled her son's name. Alas, she found this thread and the /cow/ thread on her son, learning that her kid is a crazy autist that posts personal info to random people online. His parents now lurk this very thread to get updates on his escapades.
Shortly after Greg's mom found these threads on her son, she ended up taking the car, driving off to Florida, and abandoning both her son and husband for a few days. When she began to start restricting Greg more and more by doing stuff like cutting off his phone service, Greg continued to become disgruntled with her. This ended in a fit of tard rage involving Greg punching his mom and getting sent off to the funny farm.


But this is not all! The plot continued to thicken. Once Greg came back from the mental hospital, now officially diagnosed as bipolar and hopped up on meds (even though he sometimes forgets to take them), Greg's mom (Mary) continued to clamp down when Greg returned.

This, of course, resulted in more fits of tard rage.



After going dark for a bit, Greg returned once again, mentioning how his parents read this Kiwi thread. Then a buncha shit went down with his mom, who also seems to be a maniac. I feel bad for Mr. Mazujian for having to put up with all this crap.




I still glossed over a ton of shit, but that's what reading this thread's for. For now, I leave you with this:

 

A few random thoughts:

1) It is unfortunate for Chris Chan that he has become the measure other dipshits use to make themselves feel better. Seriously, if you feel the need to argue that you are in any way superior to Chris Chan... you probably are not deserving of much respect either.

And on that note, there are far worse people to compare oneself to than Chris Chan: pedophile rings, slave drivers, rapists, mass shooters, Nazi's, Ku Klux Clan members, Phil... IMO, Chris Chan does not deserve being the measure of shitty human beings.

2) Do you know if engligh is that man's first language? I could forgive the spelling/grammar if it was not. But otherwise it is giving my eyes cancer.

3) On that 9/11 truther nonsense: That paragraph is a perfect example of a person with strongly held political opinions but no ability to coherently convey ideas in a meaningful and convincing manner. Those people are insufferable.

 

I am "2 billion percent" sure that is his first language. He actually doesn't live too far away from CWC (like maybe an hour or so).

 

I need to get out of the generals. I've never actually noticed this guy on /toy/.

 

For a 19 year old, he's sure been raised well.

'Cause , I never expected someone of his age to fly off the handles like that. Seriously, racist, violent and an internet tough guy all at the same time? That's a bonafide recipe for disaster. No wonder people mock him. His grammar doesn't help things, at it makes him sound like he's a five year old with disgusting views on toys and humanity. Also, Hasbro =/= Happy Meal toys. Makes you wonder if he's ever even touched a real Hasbro toy. Also, if he claims to have knocked down his (former) manager at one point, how come he wasn't arrested for physical violence right there and then? I mean if the hate crimes and death threats don't get him charged (seeing as he's apparently legal age and all), that should.

One more thing:

I dunno, what say you? Piece of toilet sludge? Have you fucked a stuffed toy?

 

"Greg drinks hobo diarrhea from empty 7/11 big gulps."
-some random /cow/boy

 

He's got stretch marks on his titties.

 

I was wondering where this thread went. Anyway, this guy brings to the table his own unique brand of retardedness and with some really fatty gynecomastia too.

 

Hates oil, obsessed with product needing oil to be manufactured. Yep, makes total sense.

 

Christ, his mantitties look like MtF's on estrogen-titties.
And holy hell, those stretchmarks

 

I bet he got fired from Dairy Queen because he was stealing ice cream, and did absolutely nothing in retaliation.

 

why do so many spergs look like ugly forteen year olds
seriously why this is an honest question

 

Wow that fucker has tiny arms, keep showing your "muscles" guy.

 

I'm wondering what his beef is with that Jin/John guy. all I'm getting from looking him up is heavily modded figurines and statues. (Including a sonichu one, hilariously!)

Can you possibly show some of the original pics with the McDonald's toy in Greg's skelegloved hands? I'm kind of curious how this started.

 

all I remember is him sperging out over Johnny Test toys

 

I can only presume his beef with Jin is the fact that he is very conservative and religious (and greg hates REDNECK BITCHES). His Twitter posts seem to also border on white supremacist at times.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Jin_Saotome

Greg has sent a few emails to the guy, in fact. He believes the /toy/soldiers that tell him that Jin is laughing at him and stuff.


Not actually sure how many of Greg's toys are actually from McDonald's, but they're definitely cheap toys compared to stuff like Figmas and such on /toy/. Here's a pic.

Nigga posts almost daily with his /s4s/-tier topics. How fast these posts go away, though, depends on how fast the mods are. And on a slow board like /toy/, it can be a while before a mod bans Greg once again.

He's become so infamous on /toy/, people have even made oc poking fun at him.


To finish dumping my Greg folder, here's some other random pics he's so generously shown to the world:

 

yeah, for the customizing he does (and he's really good at it). He's not really a person I'd want to hang out with. So I can kinda see where Greg's opinions come from. Doesn't excuse the rest of his shit though.

Gotta wonder how many cheap toys he even has. Because he doesn't have a right to complain if he doesn't have those higher quality figures. Hell, even a fairly cheaper toy like say, I dunno, an actual Hasbro toy from Transformers, Star Wars or (ugh), MLP. Also he's got a nice beer belly going on.

 

New Greg thread up. No telltale gloves or cheap toys this time, but the tard-tier spelling and grammar, rage, and uploading pictures from his iphone (presumably how he ban evades) makes it evident it's him.

http://boards.4chan.org/toy/thread/5363749/robert-jeffery-warren-this-is-the-fucker-who-won
"Robert jeffery warren, this is the fucker who won the darwin award by choking to death on a battlestar gallactica toy missle, while inexplicably preventing us from getting rocket firing boba fett. Lets find the little tikes grave and vandalize it!"

 

Let me get this strait. He advocates vandalizing a child's grave because his death resulted in some safety regulations for toys?

Or is this guy trying to be inflammatory?