Half-dude

@creamyfanta I actually hope he does come around. A lot of people with unusual paraphilias or strange wants are actually really interesting or even just cool guys (does anyone remember the dude who wanted to be a pad? He actually turned out to be pretty alright).

So if he does come I would love to learn a little more about his objectum sexuality.

So for Half-Dude (you know, just in case?) - when did you realise you were an objectum sexual? Have you felt attraction to other inanimate objects? Do you view Lilly as sentient? If so, what are the limitations of her perceived intelligence?

 

I can tell you based on his dA page he does view her as sentient. He seems to think she has the same mental capacity as a human adult.

EDIT: There's also a video on page one of him having a "conversation" with Lilly to prove that she's real. That said, he might still be a nice guy. He just happens to be insane.

 

Just in case you do pop in, Half-Dude, I have some questions.

I actually have Synesthesia, which I mentioned earlier in the thread (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordinal_linguistic_personification) Synesthesia kind of causes some of your sense to become crossed with one another. (Ex: certain colors have a taste, among other things. I hope that makes sense and doesn't just sound like batshit Autistic nonsense. Wikipedia can explain this better than me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia) Another common symptom is to associate certain items, numbers or letters as having personalities. Do you think this is the kind of thing that you experience with Lily?

While I may perceive certain objects as having a 'personality' I acknowledge that they aren't really 'alive'. Do you perceive Lily to literally be sentient, or do you just associate a personality with her?

I can understand why someone with this form of Synesthesia could become very emotionally attached to an object, but when did you start to see Lily in a sexual way, and if I may ask, what about cars do you find attractive? Do you like other objects, or just cars?

...Or he could just never show up and this post is dumb and pointless.

 

It begins...

 

Gonna need a verified before I believe. Until then, hi half-dude! How's Lilly?

 

Hello, this is Half-dude, I decided to make the probably not so bright idea to come on here and answer some questions. A member from this forum was in contact with me and told me about the negative reaction to TheUltimatePickle's contact of me on DA. I checked and indeed saw several of you frown upon him for doing that and I really appreciate that.

Now let me be clear about this. I'm not here to put up with any shit. I've read through his mostly insulting thread and I've seen that while there are quite a lot of people who are trolls, or are just misinformed. There are a few people here who actually are civil and are genuinely interested in learning about Objectum Sexuality, genuinely fascinated in an intelligent and non-bias way. Theses are the people I've come here for, never have I turned away anyone with a genuine interest in my orientation. Objectum Sexuality is a growing orientation, and the first step to public acceptance is proper knowledge. There have been several bad things happen over the years that have left a negative public opinion towards OS. A few horrible and edited for shock-value documentaries, and then there's the unfortunate internet and TV coverage of Edward Smith. The man who proudly publicly admitted to fucking 1000 cars and to this day gives all of us a bad name because of it. I've seen him mentioned several times in this thread alone, not that I blame you guys.. he's unfortunately became somewhat of a poster-boy of ours as much as I hate to admit. I personally detest the man, and find him probably as creepy as any of you would. The nicest thing I can say about him is that he was brave enough to appear on TV about being OS when really no one had done up to that point, it must have been really scary. But at the same time, all of our images probably would have been better if he hadn't.

I'm going to end this opening post with an ultimatum. Like I said above, I'm not going to be putting up with any bullshit. I've already received more hate and abuse then I deserve over this, and I'm not going to take any more of it. I'll stay here and answer any questions you guys have, as long as they stay civil, non-antagonistic, and mutually respectful. When, and not if, someone eventually acts like an asshole that's it, I'm gone, and you can spend the rest of this thread yelling at that guy instead of me.

I'm sorry to be so cold and cynical, and I've seen a few of my posts quoted here which people thinking I must be a rude and male-tempered man. But I'm really not, and you can look at how I talk to any of my friends on DA for proof of that. I've just already put up with a lot of shit from the assholes over on Cringe Channel, and random trolls popping up on DA, that you guys are kinda getting me here when I'm on my last nerve.

So let the CIVIL Q and A begin.

You guys are quick.

@Curious Bystander: Hey CB, hope we can get along, I've seen you say quite a few tasteless things towards me so far. Maybe I can change your opinion of me, we'll see.

Anyway, Lilly's fine, can't complain. Napping outside with her little brother and the 55' right now. Mechanically sound and well taken care of, emotionally and physically.

 

Well I have a question I don't think anyone has brought up yet. I've noticed some of your drawings are quite mechanically detailed. Do you have any interest in robots or Transformers? Ever been attracted to a Transformer?

EDIT: Thanks for answering my first question. I didn't know Lilly had a little brother, but I'm sure someone else will ask you about that before I get a chance. I just wanted to add that I don't have anything against you personally. You're a weird dude for sure, but I haven't got anything against weird dudes. A lot of the stuff I've said was for chuckles.

 

Hello, @Half-dude. Would you mind making a post on your DeviantArt or something confirming this is you? We want to make sure there isn't a troll impersonating you.

 

@Half-dude What made you choose a Hyundai? There are plenty of much more aesthetically pleasing & well built cars on the market.

 

Do you maintain her 'new car' smell? Or is that a once a time phenomenon (don't know if the synthesized fresheners count)? Sorry if this is an odd question.

It's actually good that you stopped by, welcome to the Kiwifarms! The study of kinks is actually interesting to me on both a scientific and biological front.

 

You sure about that? What's the deal with the gauge panel intermittently flickering, particularly after you plow through a pothole?

Can you read a factory service manual?

 

What exactly appeals to you about inanimate machines, especially when you project so many anthropomorphic characteristics onto them?

 

How the hell someone bang a car? You put a tenga in the muffler?

 

He's the real deal. He posted about the farms on his furryaffinity page. 7th paragrapgh.

 

When did you first feel this way? What compels you to think cars banging each other is sexy?

And welcome to Kiwi Farms.You're quite a reasonable fellow.

 

Welcome to the farms @Half-dude
Little question.
What gave you the idea for those car genitalia drawings?

 

Hello Piga, a nice chunk of questioning there, good to meet you. : )

Synesthesia huh? Sounds interesting, almost like a subtle natural state of being on acid, what with tasting colors and all that. I've never experienced anything like before, but it doesn't sound bat-shit. I know, the brain is capable of doing some pretty crazy shit not surprisingly. That's an interesting thing with the numbers having personalities, that's quite deep man, you might find it hard to believe but that seems far out even to me! I'm honestly a little jealous lol. In my own beliefs about consciousness and spirits, most of it based on the work of "Quantum Consciousness" done by Stuart Hameroff and Sir Roger Penrose, which also falls into the base beliefs of religions such as Buddhism. It's literally within reason that you could possibly sense consciousness in almost anything, maybe even empty space! Given the right conditions and mindset, I'd assume.

To put it simply, the basic idea is that in Quantum Physics every tiny area in space, empty or full, every possible point in the universe (or beyond) contains data. The idea put forth by the hypothesis of Quantum Consciousness is that every living thing's conscious data can be both in and outside of the brain surrounding it in a sort of aura. When someone dies, their conscious simply disperses into the universe at large. Another idea is that consciousness is basically a natural part of the universe, it's a naturally occurring thing.

Anyway I'm getting off topic though.

Yes, I perceive Lilly as literally being sentient. Not alive, just sentient, sentient in a similar sense as a haunted object has a sentient spirit in it but nothing is alive so the speak. Now I'm not claiming Lilly is a 'haunted car' (oooh spooky) simply that whatever consciousness inhabits her is fairly active and makes itself known. Either through visual/audio means, or through more subtle means like a sensation of presence you feel. I could almost compare it to that feeling you get when you know someone is behind you staring at you.

I think I started to see Lilly in a sexual way around the same time as I did with all cars in general. It's actually quite understandable once explained. I used to be 'normal' as in seeing cars like all of you do, just...vehicles. I was really into John Carpenter's Christine a few years ago, and I'd drawn some Chevron car style cartoon car drawings of her merely as fan art. But then this strange guy popped out of nowhere on my DA comments talking all sexual and turned on about the drawings.

I started talking to him, he told me all about Mechiphilia, I was fascinated. I've always been open to everyone's kinks and everyones orientations, I'm very non-judgemental and well meaning that way. As an artistic challenge, something new, and mostly as a show of good faith. I agreed to try my hand at drawing some "car porn" for my new friend to enjoy. He loved it, and I found that I had a natural gift at drawing cars it seemed, so I kept doing it since he kept giving me positive encouragement. Something strange started happening over time though, as I started listening to what things on the cars he found sexy, and I started using that knowledge to craft better and better porn for him, I realized.. as a result I kinda had reprogrammed my own mind to see the things as hot TOO!

Ultimately my perceptions had permanently been re-arranged, and my mind just started naturally seeing cars in this auto-anthropomorphized fashion where once you notice you can un-notice all the curves and proportions that are similar to a humans. I've never really regreated it though, I mean heck, guys love to stare at hot girls right? Well now not only can I stare at hot girls, but now I can stare at hot cars too and get just as much 'hot' feelings from them, and the best part is.. unlike a human girl, you don't have to worry about the car noticing you staring and get pissed at you. Kind of a win win in my book.

As for Lilly though, you guys need to understand, that my getting intimate with her was never for selfish or horn-dog reasons. She's the only car I've gotten intimate with (unlike that whore Edward Smith), and we only did so when our relationship got to that point where we felt like it was time to take the next step, just like any relationship. Our first time was very modest, very quite, and very gentle. It felt beautiful and right, and even adorable if you can believe it. There's something wonderful and beautiful when you sacrifice your inherent human superiority and treat a something like a car as an equal.

Anyway.. I hope that came out right. I can literally see my words as I write them being copy pasted to other forms with the caption "look at this crazy shit lol." 9.9

 

Thank you for being so thorough, calm, and reasonable with your perspective on things. You certainly have an exotic taste, and, dude, it makes you a particularly interesting individual. A man with passion. I can dig that.

 

So.. you used a custom made fleshlight in the muffler?

 

Well I'm very mechanically inclined, that's for sure. I've just always been really interested in robotics ever sense I was little. I remember when I was around 10 I was crazy obsessed with the original "The Terminator." I'd watch that ending scene where the exposed robot is walking through the factory over and over and over.. you know, like little kids do. There was also this crazy obscure rip-off movie called "Class of 1999" that had a similar finale where these android teachers were hunting down these kids and they got their skin all blown off and were all robotic and stuff. I loved that shit. I appreciate you, well, appreciating my mechanical drawings though.. I was recently skill tested and it turns out I have an extremely abnormally high 'spacial awareness' which is probably what allows me to mental picture how mechanical parts would move in relation to one another and and draw them out.

No problem, and thank you, I appreciate you saying that. After all this lately, you really do start to feel like people literally hate you and they don't even know you. Well that's just what I affectionately call him. We're a Hyundai family, so our second car is a 2009 Hyundai Accent so I always call him her little brother heh. Ah, for the lols, okay heh.

Done. http://half-dude.deviantart.com/journal/Well-I-m-27-546243153