Skitzocow Paul "Vlad" Morissey/keyboardpeon: Islamic fashion edgelord and piss bottle collector

You could probably call this thread: "Greg Mazujian 2: Electric Boogaloo" as well.



From the depths of 4chan's /toy/ rises another lolcow. Meet peon, another /toy/ shitposter. He has some unhealthy obsession with some toy robot called Drossel and just acts generally unhinged.

His dox exists -somewhere- apparently if that means anything. Something about a guy who tried to help him stop being insane, got sick of him, and posted it.

And if Greg was any indication, this autist will probably come here to bring love, milk, and joy to the people of the farms. So be ready.

Online accounts can be found here:
http://keyboardpeon.deviantart.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/KeyboardPeon

Some info from the Greg thread on /cow/ regarding this guy:
"And yeah, Vince/Vlad/Peon is a roflbull if ever there was one. He literally keeps his piss in bottles IIRC. Don't have any pics sadly; can anyone help a fellow /cow/boy out?"

"Peon recently showed up on Sideshow Freaks (forum mostly devoted to 1/6 Sideshow Collectibles, Hot Toys, etc figures and statues) and started shitposting in the various SHF general threads.
Sadly he didn't present much in the way of fresh cocks, just straight copy-paste in a longer form of his usual /toy/ posts."

"[Peon], this faggot. In love with a toy robot.
Lives in a shit hole house, much like Greg and Chris-chan. Total 'sperger King.
Famous for starting fake 3A, "Space Opera", "Fantasy Movies", and other types of annoying troll threads on /toy/"

"[after an anon asked if he was the guy who posted Drossel threads on /toy/ constantly] Yeah. Saying we shouldn't sexualize [Drossel], that she was pure, and he loved her so much that it hurt when people did bad things to her.
People used to draw pix or take pix of Drossel being tortured, and he'd be practically in tears."

"I know his real name is Vince. Somebody doxxed him on another chan. Somebody who'd been trying to counsel him, and help him get real help, who'd basically had enough.
Wish I could find the Vocaroo he did, begging everybody not to be mean to Drossel.
Also he claimed to be a nazi/white supremacist."



But yeah, for a while Vince would post a Drossel thread everyday "to please her/make her happy" or something weird like that. I remember one guy on /toy/ who made a webm who dipped his Drossel in Pepsi just to see Vince lose it.

And also, this fuckin' vid. Jesus fucking Christ:

Now, as opposed to Greg, we don't have as much information on Vince. But that can easily change.

 

http://sexyserperior.tumblr.com/post/121250536931/so-whats-this-nonsense-about-some-racist-bald
https://fgts.jp/toy/thread/4970090/

 

Here's the old thread with the dox. Unfortunately this entire site is fucked and this link doesn't work...

http://2hu.eu/imgboard/chuckecheese/res/332.html

..and his autismal shrine

 

I think I have some familiarity with the character this guy's obsessing over. She's some Japanese robot character.

I also love how "edgy" this guy is, we seem to be finding a lot of those these days.

 

Yeah, the robot's from a Japanese Disney series called "Fireball". The character Drossel in question has been considered a "meme toy" on /toy/ for a while.

 

Snapple bottles...

 

I hesitate to ask what may be inside those things now.

 

Well, some /cow/boy claims he has piss bottles...

 

Like Greg, he believes online petitions mean something. But instead of "HASBRO STOP MAKIN G FLITH!!1" it's "please bring back my robowaifu cartoon":
https://www.change.org/p/toei-animation-revive-fireball-tv-series

 

Augh, really? That's fucking disgusting.

Does he ever leave his room?

Hot damn, it's a third of a ways to the goal. That's sad.

 

The goal is only like 100 signatures. That's nothing at all.

 

And that's what I mean. When he reaches that many, just what does he think he'll accomplish? Toei's too busy fucking up other shows to care, so why even bother to go through that "effort"?

 

Like any fandom-lolcow, they think they're important and that the creators of the work their fandom is based off will take what they say to heart...not realising that honestly you're just another obsessive fan to them.

 

Vince tries shitposting on some figure site and gets called out for it:

http://www.sideshowcollectors.com/forums/star-wars-action-figures/145164-figuarts-star-wars-368.html

Also, he once got so upset with /toy/ that he made a vocaroo that's basically
"DONT MAKE FUN OF DROSSEL "

Site's shitting itself, so here's the part of the url to the vocaroo:
s0RtqZHAtowf


>pic related, it's me and my bitch

 

I don't think I'll ever understand why people are perfectly fine putting up pictures of them hugging their dakimakuras.

This isn't the kind of thing you want out in the open, I would imagine.

 

Apparently, they think the opposite. In which case, they're deluded as fuck to think that's anything a sane person would do. That said, I'd love to know how the fuck he can afford this shit. Right now all I'm thinking of is .

 

Figma Fireball Charming Drossel is expensive as fuck nowadays too. Like $100 or so.

Also, Vince's Skype is "vladimir_l_lenin". I guess he's got some obsession with Russia and stuff too.

And listen to this shit- he sounds like some kinda school shooter:
vocaroo(.) com/i/s0RtqZHAtowf

 

And some of Vince's older threads sperging about Drossel. Some juicy drama and info in the second thread:
https://fgts.jp/toy/thread/4886837

https://fgts.jp/toy/thread/4969620

https://fgts.jp/toy/thread/4897859

"this Peon guy used to be an /fa/ autist, and went around as a guy called Oi Oi that everyone hated there too."

Vince, having zero self-awareness:
"I'm not hurting anybody but there are people trying to ruin my life

Basically here's what happened
>I have a very deep emotional connection to drossel
>I talked about her ALOT in a Skype group
>someone notices it's my weakness and starts targeting me
>they also call the cps on my parents with false claims of neglect
>they start writing terrible things just to try to break me

/toy/ I know you have a heart. Please understand that I just want peace."

TL;DR some guys on a Skype group tried to help him, but ended up getting completely sick of him and doxxed him on a (now) dead chan and posted pics of him to /toy/. They also sent CPS to his house to talk to his parents.

And the tales are true, he is absolutely filthy. He really does seem to have piss bottles and a CWC-tier messy room.

 

>that thread where Peon literally posted a vocaroo whining to /toy/ to stop sexualizing Drossel
https://fgts.jp/toy/thread/4885799

https://fgts.jp/toy/thread/4959187

 

Honestly, in comparison, Chris's room looks cleaner.