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Cosplaycow Samuel Catnipnik- Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by bearycool, Sep 17, 2015.

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  1. bearycool

    bearycool The Movie Night Queen
    True & Honest Fan

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    Ladies and gentlemen, spergs and autists, behold: I give you the sin of God-- Sammycatnipnik. Real name Samuel aka Dusky Sam the Human Goofy! Hyuck!

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    His real face:
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    No, really, this shit exists, and boy are you in for a horrifying experience.

    Before you read on, you may want peruse this picture first:
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    Now then, onto to the real horrorcow material: this guy gets off on being "goofy". No, we mean it- this guy really, really, really loves Goofy. (link NSFW) And another! (also NSFW)
    As for some content, this is the main /cow/ thread found on him. (Will archive all of this shit in a second.)

    http://8ch.net/cow/res/69302.html

    Likewise, here is his furaffinity account: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/duskysam/
    Tumblr: http://sammycatnipnik.tumblr.com/
    Xtube: http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=SammyCatnipnik
    Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLo...this_creepy_goofy_cosplayer_im_seeing_around/
    The Duct Tape Dummy: http://sammycatnipnik.tumblr.com/post/79037928477/i-had-some-friends-over-yesterday-to-help-me

    For your "enjoyment" we have some more images of him below:
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    props to @getoffmylawn for finding his real face, and a bunch of other shit that is found in this thread.

    And to end, apparently he does rabbit cosplays too.
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    #1 bearycool, Sep 17, 2015
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    • Winner Winner x 36
    • Horrifying Horrifying x 22
    • Informative Informative x 15
    • Feels Feels x 2
  2. Azazel

    Azazel Top of the Game

    Now this is a horrorcow.
     
    #2 Azazel, Sep 17, 2015
    • Agree Agree x 55
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  3. MasterDisaster

    MasterDisaster Comin' for that booty.
    True & Honest Fan

    Didn't think there was much wrong with him until I noticed the xtube link; I think it'd be best not to click it.
     
    #3 MasterDisaster, Sep 17, 2015
    • Agree x 17
    • Feels x 8
    • Informative x 2
    • Horrifying x 1
    • Optimistic x 1
  4. getoffmylawn

    getoffmylawn A Bourgeois Bad Bitch
    True & Honest Fan

    Semper Fi Kiwi's this may be your toughest mission yet. Lord knows I will never be the same man after doing some of the research for this operation.
     
    #4 getoffmylawn, Sep 17, 2015
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    • Semper Fidelis Semper Fidelis x 11
    • Winner Winner x 8
    • Feels Feels x 5
  5. Big Nasty

    Big Nasty <BEER FARTS>

    I was just thinking "There's no way this guy HASN'T done porn while dressed up as Goofy!"
     
    #5 Big Nasty, Sep 17, 2015
    • Agree Agree x 9
    • Feels Feels x 2
  6. bearycool

    bearycool The Movie Night Queen
    True & Honest Fan

    This is taking rule 34 to a whole other level.
     
    #6 bearycool, Sep 17, 2015
    • Like Like x 8
    • Feels Feels x 4
    • Horrifying Horrifying x 4
    • Agree Agree x 3
  7. MasterDisaster

    MasterDisaster Comin' for that booty.
    True & Honest Fan

    I'm going to horribly suggest that he Sharpies most of his dick black.
     
    #7 MasterDisaster, Sep 17, 2015
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    • Winner x 23
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  8. meatslab

    meatslab Magical, pansexual, non-threatening spokesthing
    True & Honest Fan

    Christ I've been looking for this dude's origin forever since I saw a few of his Goofy pictures. I want to thank you but I just watched the video of him wearing the old man mask sucking a dildo and giving himself head with a mannequin head in the bathtub and I don't know how to feel.
     
    #8 meatslab, Sep 17, 2015
    • Feels Feels x 22
    • Like Like x 3
    • Informative Informative x 2
    • Horrifying Horrifying x 1
  9. Satan

    Satan Simply the best, better then all the rest

    lol I thought he was Mickey Mouse they all look the same to me
     
    #9 Satan, Sep 17, 2015
    • Like Like x 7
    • Winner Winner x 4
    • Agree Agree x 2
  10. Big Nasty

    Big Nasty <BEER FARTS>

    Thats wack racist dude
     
    #10 Big Nasty, Sep 17, 2015
    • Winner Winner x 43
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    • Agree Agree x 3
  11. bearycool

    bearycool The Movie Night Queen
    True & Honest Fan

    goobi, pls.

    The making of a monster, Hyuck!
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    #11 bearycool, Sep 17, 2015
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    • Winner Winner x 15
    • Informative Informative x 5
    • Horrifying Horrifying x 5
    • Autistic Autistic x 1
  12. SteelPlatedHeart

    SteelPlatedHeart SOO FUCKING CRAZY

    Yeeeah, I think I'm gonna avoid this one. There's only so much creepiness I can handle and this guy's way past my limit.
     
    #12 SteelPlatedHeart, Sep 17, 2015
    • Feels Feels x 16
    • Agree Agree x 2
  13. Do You Realize

    Do You Realize What you've done is stick a knife in our backs!

    Going on a Disney cruise next week. Thanks for that, guys.
     
    #13 Do You Realize, Sep 17, 2015
    • Feels Feels x 37
    • Winner Winner x 4
    • Like Like x 1
    • Powerlevel Powerlevel x 1
  14. Bugaboo

    Bugaboo *Distant Tim Horton Noises*

    How does he breathe with that prosthetic nose?
     
    #14 Bugaboo, Sep 17, 2015
    • Agree Agree x 19
  15. getoffmylawn

    getoffmylawn A Bourgeois Bad Bitch
    True & Honest Fan

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    Not Goofy, but almost as disturbing.
     
    #15 getoffmylawn, Sep 17, 2015
    • Informative Informative x 9
  16. cumrobbery

    cumrobbery AUGMENTED COMBAT VETERAN
    True & Honest Fan

    What the fuck
     
    #16 cumrobbery, Sep 17, 2015
    • Agree Agree x 17
    • Feels Feels x 4
    • Semper Fidelis Semper Fidelis x 1
  17. tomgirl4life

    tomgirl4life I'm my own free bee

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    #17 tomgirl4life, Sep 17, 2015
    • Winner Winner x 35
    • Horrifying Horrifying x 8
    • Like Like x 1
    • Disagree Disagree x 1
  18. Peace and Harmony

    Peace and Harmony 人不犯我，我不犯人
    True & Honest Fan

    Bet he's anti-GamerGate too.
     
    #18 Peace and Harmony, Sep 17, 2015
    • Optimistic x 10
    • Autistic x 8
    • Off-Topic x 6
    • Dumb x 3
    • Winner x 1
    • Feels x 1
    • Powerlevel x 1
  19. Xarpho

    Xarpho

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    #19 Xarpho, Sep 17, 2015
    • Winner Winner x 58
    • Like Like x 3
    • Horrifying Horrifying x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
  20. Super Collie

    Super Collie Lassie Bitch
    True & Honest Fan

    He looks like a horrible parallel universe version of Aphex Twin's Windowlicker video.

    He probably already breathes with his mouth, so no harm no foul.
     
    #20 Super Collie, Sep 17, 2015
    • Winner Winner x 22
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
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