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حلال Sir Wulfington/Lord Balderdash/Wulfgar Von Heltzer: "GG /EDF/KiwiFarms reject" & Dog Fucker

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by Alan Pardew, Jul 13, 2015.

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  1. Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew Coincidentially Similar to Dr Robotnik
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

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    @Lord RainbowDash was a hero to this forum, known for tardraging and being mocked on this very forum.

    He initially joined this forum for #GamerGate discussion, later on turned into a laughingstock because he treated gaming as his life and more spergy shit:

    You can start here to witness his tardraging:
    https://kiwifar.ms/threads/gamergate-events-and-discussion.5742/page-93#post-420102

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    There's also more tardraging from him too on this forum, but there's quite a lot, so I'll post this one for now. It's about him sperging about Sonic Boom and him defending it.

    https://kiwifar.ms/threads/sonic-boom-gameplay-spoiler-lol-its-shit.5861/


    Of course, you might be wondering: Why am I making this thread? Is this over a stupid forum member who was hilarious here?

    Well, this is where the shitstorm begins. He was actually a member from EDF and he was made fun for being a bigger dogfucker than Sarah fucking Butts. Even EDF and the bronies had enough of his shit.

    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/sir-wulfington-battle-grounds.21887/

    Here's some good stuff lol:
    Link: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica...ngton-battle-grounds.21887/page-3#post-724506

    There's still much more info from him, but here's the basics for now. Have fun. :julay:
     
    #1 Alan Pardew, Jul 13, 2015
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  2. Le Bateleur

    Le Bateleur Major Arcana

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    ^-- just wow. If you had to distill GamerGate down into one post, that would be it.
     
    #2 Le Bateleur, Jul 13, 2015
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  3. Dynastia

    Dynastia Website Owner
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    Lord Balderdash ; I was trolling you back then and everybody knew it and was going along with it.
     
    #3 Dynastia, Jul 13, 2015
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  4. Lacquer Head

    Lacquer Head My legs are ok

    Any other dogfuckers want to come clean? I'm pretty sure there's more of you
     
    #4 Lacquer Head, Jul 13, 2015
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  5. Dynastia

    Dynastia Website Owner
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    I fuck way more dogs than LBD but nobody minds because I'm not an autistic MRA gamergater.
     
    #5 Dynastia, Jul 13, 2015
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  6. Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew Coincidentially Similar to Dr Robotnik
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

    #6 Alan Pardew, Jul 13, 2015
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  7. CatParty

    CatParty Boo
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    #7 CatParty, Jul 13, 2015
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  8. autism420

    autism420 STRAIGHT BLACK HAIR, DARK CRIMSON FACE
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    Aw man why do I always miss the good stuff when it's happening :(
     
    #8 autism420, Jul 13, 2015
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  9. Lacquer Head

    Lacquer Head My legs are ok

    #9 Lacquer Head, Jul 13, 2015
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  10. CatParty

    CatParty Boo
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    #10 CatParty, Jul 13, 2015
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  11. Elegantisimo

    Elegantisimo

    He goes full sperg mode while he tries to explain why he was previously sperging on EDF. God damn.
     
    #11 Elegantisimo, Jul 13, 2015
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  12. Watcher

    Watcher Cishet dudebro

    The guy baited and tried way too hard.

    Wulfgar is the perfect example of a trollshield. He tries so hard to be a le epick troll that he ends up drawing way too much attention to himself. And since it's all an act for attention he feeds off it and reveals all of his disturbing traits he tried to hide in the first place.

    And we repeatedly told him what he was doing wrong. It's clear, like Homer and Connor that learning wasn't his strong suit
     
    #12 Watcher, Jul 13, 2015
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  13. Dynastia

    Dynastia Website Owner
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    For the people who weren't around when it happened ; my recollections as best as I can recollect them.

    LBD was making a name for himself by tardraging hard in the Gamergate and Sonic Boom threads. People were complaining that any time they posted anything remotely critical of gamergate they got dumbrated and screamed at by spergs until they leave the thread. I decided to lay a little bait and LBD ate it up like crazy. The gamergate thread is a lot of tl;dr at first but when CatParty, Satan and applecat and such join in it evens out. At some point Hellblazer decided to start undoing all of LBD's kneejerk dumbrates to see how he'd react, because it sounded funny. LBD kept re-rating them, and Hellblazer kept undoing them, to the tune of 20 or 30 times, over several hours, with LBD getting madder and madder. Eventually Null came in, called by LBD's incessant reporting of all my posts as 'trolling', took a glance over it and said 'holy shit dude ur a chimpanzee lol', then threadbanned him and changed his name and avatar to Rainbow Dash, because he's a brony sperg. At this point he decided the entire forum was 'mass-trolling' him by 'pretending to think he's a sperg' in a conspiracy orchestrated by me, CatParty and Null. The best reactions are on his profile, especially in the comment chain started by Satan nearest to the bottom. He also spammed pony gifs on the profiles of everyone he thought wronged him. kek
     
    #13 Dynastia, Jul 13, 2015
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  14. Quijibo69

    Quijibo69 Missing Lyman

    #14 Quijibo69, Jul 13, 2015
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  15. chimpburgers

    chimpburgers Kee Wee Chimped Out in Belgium
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    @Alan Pardew, do you still have the chatlogs from the day Null changed Boulder Dash's name to Lord Rainbow Dash? Those were fucking hilarious and they'd be a great for this thread.
     
    #15 chimpburgers, Jul 13, 2015
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  16. Watcher

    Watcher Cishet dudebro

    He was also the reason why our Gamergate thread got locked several times and why multiple pages of shitposting back and forth with him would regularly get deleted. He also socked as soon as he got banned from posting in it and even fucking admitted it was to circumvent the ban. That and because people kept making fun of him.
     
    #16 Watcher, Jul 13, 2015
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  17. Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew Coincidentially Similar to Dr Robotnik
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan



    Enjoy. I sperged too hard at that time but I don't care because it got his name changed. :julay:
     
    #17 Alan Pardew, Jul 13, 2015
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  18. CatParty

    CatParty Boo
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    let's not forget his meltdown for being "censored" from making cwc prison rape jokes (real reason the jokes aren't funny/overdone)
    wulfgar1.jpg wulfgar2.jpg wulfgar3.jpg wulfgar4.jpg wulfgar5.jpg
     
    #18 CatParty, Jul 13, 2015
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  19. Dynastia

    Dynastia Website Owner
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    He socked again a few months later as Wulfgar von something because he wanted to 'start over' and got spotted pretty quick for being the same old Men's Rights autism-sperg.
     
    #19 Dynastia, Jul 13, 2015
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  20. chimpburgers

    chimpburgers Kee Wee Chimped Out in Belgium
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    He picked "Heltzer" as the last part of his username and I sometimes saw him post in the Andrew Dobson thread. He had a baby Rainbow Dash avatar too.
     
    #20 chimpburgers, Jul 13, 2015
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