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حلال Sir Wulfington/Lord Balderdash/Wulfgar Von Heltzer: "GG /EDF/KiwiFarms reject" & Dog Fucker

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by Alan Pardew, Jul 13, 2015.

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  1. Watcher

    Watcher Cishet dudebro

    I can't remember if this is true or not but iirc his avatar was changed by an admin once people figured out who he was.
     
    #21 Watcher, Jul 13, 2015
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  2. CatParty

    CatParty Boo
    True & Honest Fan


    correct
     
    #22 CatParty, Jul 13, 2015
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  3. Dr. Meme

    Dr. Meme ＡＮＩＭＥ ＢＯＩＰＵＳＳＹ ＥＮＴＨＵＳＩＡＳＴ ２００７
    True & Honest Fan

    He seems to me like the kind of guy who would make a thread on 8chan's /v/ of him commiting suicide over Anita Sarkeesian getting patreon bux.
     
    #23 Dr. Meme, Jul 13, 2015
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  4. Lacquer Head

    Lacquer Head My legs are ok

    He would fit in right at home on /cow/
     
    #24 Lacquer Head, Jul 13, 2015
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  5. Foltest

    Foltest King and Whoremonger

    I remember him on gamergate thread over at EDF. I never posted there, but I saw him sperg all the time.
     
    #25 Foltest, Jul 13, 2015
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  6. Sanae Kochiya

    Sanae Kochiya Maiden of Moriya
    True & Honest Fan

    I remember when video games were all about, you know... playing the games, not having some deep philosophical bullshit or political correctness or feminism or some shit. I don't need some deep moral conviction to run over pedestrians in GTA V.

    Like... that's what I don't get about these guys. Why do you care?
     
    #26 Sanae Kochiya, Jul 13, 2015
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  7. ASoulMan

    ASoulMan The Lasaga Master

    Oh man, I remember the day when he tried to defend the broken mess that was Sonic Boom :story:.

    I also heard about his shenanigans in the GamerGate thread and saw some of his posts, but I never got into them because I didn't care too much for GamerGate beyond popping in and out of the thread for some information, so I didn't see the hilarious results until now.

    I knew there was something up with him. Never knew he liked the idea of fucking dogs though. Hopefully he notices this thread here so he can explain some shit.
     
    #27 ASoulMan, Jul 13, 2015
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  8. Sanae Kochiya

    Sanae Kochiya Maiden of Moriya
    True & Honest Fan

    I'm certain that he'll preface his explanation by saying that he likes the idea of fucking dogs, and then tries to justify it in a manner that convinces no one.
     
    #28 Sanae Kochiya, Jul 13, 2015
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  9. c-no

    c-no Broccoli Assassin

    Seeing as how Lord Rainbowdash had a thread, I will never forget in the second Brony thread his chimpout. @Alan Pardew mentioned him spamming pony pics or something like that and Lord Rainbowdash got pissy enough that he literally made a post consisting of pony pics. Never forget the butthurt that came from that. Here is the link of his chimpout post on the my little brony 2 thread.
    https://kiwifar.ms/threads/my-little-brony-ii-the-cloppening.6186/page-2#post-419796

    Also can't forget in the Wu thread him trying to shoehorn some other person being a brony along with asking what some kids show character would think.

    The Sonic Boom thread can be an example of him being a fool. He really should of realized that defending the broken mess is autistic when considering the fact that it's still a flawed game.

    And as he tries to preface and justify it, people will still be disgusted by the idea of him wanting to fuck a dog while also laughing at his attempts of troll-shielding and butthurt.
     
    #29 c-no, Jul 13, 2015
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  10. 1d4

    1d4 ABSOLUTELY IMPRESSIVE

    the funniest part about wulfy's bullshit is that even the main gamergate board on 8chan told him to fuck off and banned him after he got pissed at the board owner's purge of shills back at the beginning of june

    ▶Leader 05/31/15 (Sun) 13:57:00 ID: f87bbd No.181307>>181308 >>181312 >>181453
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    >>180693
    Yeah thats proven to be a fucking lie:
    (GO BACK TO THE BOARD YOU MADE https://8ch.net/gamergatehb/catalog.html)

    ▶Leader 05/31/15 (Sun) 14:05:13 ID: f87bbd No.181316>>181453
    >>181312
    I was venting at anti-boycotters in that post but I wasnt intentionally attempting to provoke a shitshow. I even said if you they dont like boycotts threads they can choose to not read them.
    But since wrong-think is not allowed here it got removed and I was banned.

    ▶Leader 05/31/15 (Sun) 14:05:13 ID: f87bbd No.181316>>181453
    >>181312
    I was venting at anti-boycotters in that post but I wasnt intentionally attempting to provoke a shitshow. I even said if you they dont like boycotts threads they can choose to not read them.
    But since wrong-think is not allowed here it got removed and I was banned.

    ▶Leader 05/31/15 (Sun) 14:14:15 ID: f87bbd No.181321>>181322 >>181326 >>181328 >>181453
    >>181320
    Probably because it was just another repeat of the same point Ive already proved to be false 100 fucking times by now, and Im tired of doing it.
    At this point, Im pretty much convinced you guys are attempting to piss me off by feigning an inability to listen to fucking reason, NOBODY can be this dense, surely.

    ▶Leader 05/31/15 (Sun) 14:15:08 ID: f87bbd No.181322>>181453
    >>181321
    Also Acid Boy still hasnt responded to any of my points, hell probably just ban me like the coward he is, even if he responds.

    as you can see, he got so mad at the BO that he made his own gamergate board, /gamergatehb/, which was promptly laughed at and abandoned because even he realized that it was a shitty idea; before that, however, he managed to draw the ire of at least one /gamergatehq/ board volunteer, the board owner himself Acid Man, and several of the posters, one of which dug up the ED shit within a couple of hours of wolfy's ragequit of GGHQ

    ▶Leader ## Board Volunteer 05/31/15 (Sun) 14:58:08 ID: 31a033 No.181365>>181380 >>181433 >>181504
    [...]

    For the sake of transparency, this is who f87bbd is. The first two have been posted before, third has not. There's more but I don't think it needs to be mentioned. He's been creating drama and shit-stirring for quite some time now and has done multiple boycott threads in the past two days
    [...]

    ▶Leader 05/31/15 (Sun) 17:18:56 ID: c015df No.181504
    >>181365
    >that first pic
    EDF reject Sir Wulfington, no one likes him there either.

    ▶Leader 06/01/15 (Mon) 00:43:58 ID: 400ff5 No.182108>>182112
    >YFW the furry(AKA: Sir Wulfington on EDF) is going full sperglord on the forums.

    ▶Leader 06/01/15 (Mon) 00:47:06 ID: e83b6d No.182112>>182123
    >>182108
    >EDF forums.
    That place is an asspie lair.

    ▶Leader 06/01/15 (Mon) 00:55:35 ID: 400ff5 No.182123>>182124 >>182126
    >>182112
    he's getting blasted there too.
    >>182122
    wulfington pls.

    ▶Leader 06/01/15 (Mon) 00:56:41 ID: 5fd9f4 No.182124
    >>182123
    He's not very good at it either, the dude takes like 10 minutes to change his IP.

    ▶Leader 06/01/15 (Mon) 00:57:27 ID: e83b6d No.182126>>182128
    >>182123
    Didn't he make another board for Gamergate and it only lasted half an hour, he then said he couldn't watch it or something? Tht was really sad.

    ▶Leader 06/01/15 (Mon) 00:59:53 ID: 400ff5 No.182128
    >>182126
    he also got shat on for that, too.

    ▶Acid Man ## Board Owner 06/02/15 (Tue) 05:19:26 ID: 23597c No.183931
    >>183922
    Read his ban message. He had a history of shit stirring and trolling the meta threads that went on all night, until he finally got Perma'd for it. We even left his thread up for several hours until it was dubs'd to death. His ban wasn't for any one post or one thread.
    He's almost a textbook example of
    >And when the off chance came they finally did something banworthy even under our lazyass enforcement, back they came with ban messages as "proof" of how right they were.

    ▶Leader 06/02/15 (Tue) 05:38:57 ID: 7b2c3f No.183958>>183963 >>183969 >>183974 >>183980 >>184182
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    >>183922
    Furfag, you got caught multiple times making shit threads. >>181365 was the last example I know. How many was it, five, six threads of shit of shit? It's great that you found a new home to peddle your crap, now stay there.
    >>183925
    Funny you say that.
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Faggot_of_the_Year&oldid=737213#Nominees
    Runner up is who got banned. He got 36.5% of that vote.
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica...-official-thread-of-morals-and-ethnics.19770/
    https://forum.encyclopediadramatica...ponses-to-constructive-critique-thread.17706/
    For your /cow/ on the loose viewing pleasures.

    ▶Leader 06/02/15 (Tue) 05:42:57 ID: c42e2f No.183963
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    >>183958
    Shit. While that's not surprising, it's a little more than I had expected.

    ▶Leader 06/02/15 (Tue) 05:46:12 ID: 015abf No.183969
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    >>183958
    No fucking way. How does anyone expect to take him seriously after this?

    ▶Leader 06/02/15 (Tue) 07:20:28 ID: 7b2c3f No.184065
    [...]

    >>183980
    You wonder why a man who quit being a brony due to it not measuring up to his communist ideals wasn't on /cow/?

    I won't make the /cow/ thread as I won't be digging into him any further but you can do what you want. In his own words:

    >Well I'd say as many as necessary. I am a utilitarian so I do believe that the ends can justify the means, unlike most of the faggot Deontologists in Gamergate.
    He's a no bad tactics commie who was pushing for dev boycotts ad nauseam until he got banned. I'm sure there are more reasonable ones but a /cow/ like that deserves some milking.
    This is off topic now, sorry. It was just too incredible a find to pass up.

    archive links for the two threads i scrounged these up from are here
    https://archive.is/QJgfM
    https://archive.is/Nj2GQ

    and just so you're aware, this is only part of his hissyfit on /gamergatehq/. in addition to causing what you see above, he made a really wangsty and shitty thread about how the board was going to shit and how he was going to make an alternative (which was /gamergatehb/) to the place, which unfortunately i have not found an archive for yet, if one even exists at all.

    tl;dr: nobody likes wulfy and for most intents and purposes he's blacklisted from the gamergate community as well
     
    #30 1d4, Jul 13, 2015
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  11. AnOminous

    AnOminous ἐπιχαιρεκακία
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

    Too autistic for gamergate. Achievement unlocked.
     
    #31 AnOminous, Jul 13, 2015
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  12. Silver

    Silver VOLCEL AS HELL

    What were the images that kicked off the chatlogs? I never knew (:_(

    oh my god I never even made the connection because I never saw that account post anywhere but about the Chris rape jokes... priceless

    but yeah I remember his Sonic Boom spergery. Showed it to several friends because that shit was great
     
    #32 Silver, Jul 13, 2015
  13. NegaCWC

    NegaCWC

    #33 NegaCWC, Jul 13, 2015
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  14. Jaimas

    Jaimas Broniversal Soldier
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

    Let me preface this by saying that Lord Rainbowdash likes the idea of fucking dogs.

    This is true. Do you remember the repeat-shit-rating nonsense he did in retaliation? Fucking @Connor Bible isn't that Autistic.

    A note from my personal encounters with the guy: Whilst I often enjoyed some of his less-shit work, there was always a veneer of Sperg lurking just beyond the surface with the guy. It always seemed like, even after he was chastised by this entire forum and then some, he was always waiting for that perfect moment for everyone to let their guard down so he could start clawing at Dynastia's face and miss and wind up faceplanting into a garbage disposal and leaving Dynastia wondering what the fuck just happened.

    I didn't even know he made those. Jesus fuck, why is it I keep running into posters that seem only harmlessly spergy at a glance and then turn out to be raging weals of idiocy? First Woody and his bullshit, then Volts and selling out the Farms to Vade, then Wizzrobe and.... Whatever the fuck happened with that guy (seriously what the dicks).

    At this rate I'm just going to wind up taking the CatParty route of just taking the piss out of all the newblets and letting Null sort 'em out.

    He also was the asshole who kept going to those who weren't actively involved with his nonsense one way or the other to try to lure people in to help him out. I remember he was freaking out in the chat that people weren't helping him against the likes of our usual brigade of merry trolls (any veteran of these boards will tell you that the likes of Satan, CatParty, Dynastia, etc are always welcome in the Gamergate threads, both for their ability to be informative, ability to take the piss, and ability to provoke sperg-outs from certain guilty parties) whilst veteran forumers like Hellblazer were watching LRD implode and were like: "What is this, I don't even."
     
    #34 Jaimas, Jul 13, 2015
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  15. Dynastia

    Dynastia Website Owner
    True & Honest Fan

    I never wondered what just happened. If I can't anticipate a sperg as spergy as LBD sperging out then I don't know anything about spergs, and I actually know a lot about spergs.
     
    #35 Dynastia, Jul 13, 2015
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  16. Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew Coincidentially Similar to Dr Robotnik
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

    Now that the thread's unlocked, how about a history of him on EDF?

    https://archive.is/YxfWj#selection-979.1-983.57

    The history of Lord Balderdash on EDF:

    Aight I'ma go ahead and post the Wulfington saga synopsis I wrote. @Solution, use your superior forum powers to stick this in the op.

    EDITx2: Well...that's all what was supposed to happen anyways. But I guess things got out of hand. And now all we are left with are the scars and tears inevitable when peeps do battle with the great Beast of Autist. The survivors stand aloft in the shadow of destruction, an uncertain future before them. While I don't actually care enough to go through all the threads he commented in to get a full accounting of events, I will nonetheless attempt to present the facts as I'm aware of them.
    [​IMG]
    It all started so long ago...so innocent.
    @Sir Wulfington made his grand debut on edf2 with the Lulzy Responses to Constructive Critique thread. While he presented himself as simply trying to start an interesting thread topic, it was soon realized he was attempting to issue a PAR, and was called out for such. Massive butthurt and sperging ensued, and though the drama of that thread eventually died down, it left many with a certain taste in their mouth regarding Wulfy.

    From there he had ups and downs as a faggot, be-bopping between various threads. In the Plug Yourself thread he made as ass of himself by constantly giving shit critiques, and being unable to take critique for his own shitty artwork, and subsequently clogging the thread up for pages in TL;DR bullshit.
    In the Gamergate thread he got completely obsessed, continuing to post various screencaps of tweets from internet figures, long after anybody else gave a shit about the actual movement.
    Then he attempted to trollshield himself to the nth degree in the Lol Ink-Dude Did it Again! thread, to the point of spamming aforementioned user to come post something in the thread, only for it to completely backfire, and everybody to turn their attention on him.
    Generally it was a whole bunch of shit across the forum that got many people's attention on him, and started to generate dislike and annoyance towards anything he posted.

    The tipping point started to come from a typical argument in this thread between Wulfy and TheBookOfFaggot, but then it started to develop into more than the usual bitching about how much he sucks at giving art critiques. It soon came to be that Wulfy is so autistic that he went completely nutso on some admin of an mlp site, just because they snubbed him. From stalking to harassing anybody and everybody who had ever spoken with the admin, Wulfy has issues with being ignored. Then it soon came to be understood that he is so incompetent at life that even after sending out 600 resumes while trying to find work in apparently desperate financial straits(but not so desperate that he couldn't hold out legitimate hope for two months that he could sustain himself with mlp art commissions), he was not hired by a single person. With his unmotivated, unenthusiastic, unprepared, and unshaven persona, it's unthinkable, I know.

    That all started to get people more interested in Wulfy. Interested in whatever internet drama he may have participated in or else been the cause of. As such they began to dig, and for a while some white guy was thought to be him[​IMG](apologies to the random mlp beta), but the important thing is that Wulfy denied the whitey of being him, while simultaneously challenging users to actually find pics of him. @Schnookums warned him against this, questioning his actions, yet Wulfington pressed on, no doubt self-assured that edf2's edetectives could not sleuth his actual face. Not that it did him any favors, as based on the other guy's posts, people began to suspect Wulfy of bestiality.

    Then came the day wherein, in the midst of Wulfy obsessively trying to get Ink-Dude's attention in his callout thread, Ink-Dude commented in this thread. This served in not only briefly reviving the thread after a pause, but in causing a split in drama across two threads, the faggotry apparently too big to contain in a single thread, as Wulfy felt no other reasonable choice existed other than replying to all comments in both threads. As such, an old account he once had on the mlp forum was discovered, with a comment that more or less confirmed some latent, semi-serious suspicions that he preferred animal ass to human ass. [​IMG][​IMG]

    From there Wulfington made the very unfortunate choice to lie his ass off about that totally not being him, and not saying he likes to fuck animals. But even in his self-defense he was constantly fucking up, thinking that the reason why bestiality is wrong is because you can't tell if the animal is really consenting to it.

    However undeniable evidence was soon brought to light that that was him, thanks to an old comment he had made in his first thread, confirming it and attempting to explain why he was a commie. The back-peddling Wulfington then employed was nothing short of legendary, as he tried to claim he only lied because we wouldn't have understood or believed him if he said he wasn't attracted to animals anymore(which he still is). A common tactic in his arsenal, of pushing the blame on everyone else.

    But even at this point there were peeps on Wulfy's side, trying to convince to back down, turn off the computer, be honest, all sorts of things. But he rebuked them all, and continued to dig and challenge to his own grave. And sure enough, he was eventually doxed. Completely and totally shocked that his constant provoking of the people on this forum lead to them doxing him, he then went into full damage control across multiple sites, and hasn't been seen or heard from since.


    Whether or not he will ever return, comment, or lurk forevermore, it is hard to say. For now all that we can do is look to the future, and ready ourselves for whatever it may bring.
     
    #36 Alan Pardew, Jul 14, 2015
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  17. Jaimas

    Jaimas Broniversal Soldier
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

    He will be back.

    His ego will not allow otherwise.
     
    #37 Jaimas, Jul 14, 2015
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  18. AnOminous

    AnOminous ἐπιχαιρεκακία
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

    Someone say we're not allowed to make prison rape jokes on some thread. He'll dash right back.
     
    #38 AnOminous, Jul 14, 2015
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  19. Philosophy Zombie

    Philosophy Zombie ✈__✈ █ █ ▄
    True & Honest Fan

    Zoophiles like to say that animals signal sexual desire through "body language", which is another word for "my dog made some completely innocuous gesture which I interpreted as lust because not only am I a disgusting sexual deviant, I'm a thoroughly and irredeemably awful person."
    What the fuck. That's like saying it's okay to rape some old lady with Alzheimer's cause she's way too far gone to realize what's happening anyway.
     
    #39 Philosophy Zombie, Jul 14, 2015
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  20. KingofManga420

    KingofManga420 So long, and thanks for all the sekclintons

    I liked Sonic Boom cause it had nice sound effects.
     
    #40 KingofManga420, Jul 14, 2015
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