Skitzocow Smiley and Fringechan

Think it is about time I introduce the CWCki to a bit of a golden cow that I've been keeping to myself for a while.

He goes by the alias Smiley or 'Fringe Wizard' and runs an imageboard website called Fringechan which can be found here: https://freedomboard.kirara.ca

Now, despite being connected to both imageboards and wizardry, Smiley actually refers to himself as a wizard in the traditional sense (so no connection to Wizardchan, although I remember banning him over a dozen times from WC).
He believes in what he calls the "Astral planes" and follows numerous texts of Occult teachings, conspiracies, and fringe magic. This isn't just your everyday yogi or guru following a religion, no, Smiley is taking the most batshit insane paranormal practices and forming his entire life and site around it.

It gets worse (or better).
This is combined with the fact that he believes wholeheartedly in the internet ideology of "redpilling" and incorporates this with his teachings. However he isn't just taking the National Socialist ideas from it, he's buying all the extremist /pol/ memes from it as well and spews them throughout his posts as absolute fact.
Smiley will often refer to himself as "green-pilled" instead though because he felt the typical red-pill image was not enlightened. Here is a common diagram often spread throughout his Fringechan site



There are many other similar image macros with the tinfoil green-piller character on them, many make it to both /pol/ and /x/ on 4chan. /x/ used to serve as Smiley's home board, but even they found his rants too paranormal and has been banned from /x/ several times since.
Smiley has also been banned from several other sites such as YouTube which he has complained about as an infringement on his free speech via Fringechan


For making comments such as:


And this only scrapes the surface of what he believes. He alone makes up over half the traffic on his own site, and many of his "followers" are just along for the ride. But he still has a decently sized audience at this point. There is a ton of content worth posting from Fringechan but I'll leave the rest for you all to discover, hopefully this gave you a solid intro. Some good spots to start would be...

The central Fringechan board: https://freedomboard.kirara.ca/fringe/index.html

His guide on summoning a succubi: https://freedomboard.kirara.ca/fringe/res/3873.html#3873

Fringechan follower visits astral planes with waifu: https://freedomboard.kirara.ca/astral/res/986.html

Or you can talk to him yourself on his "Ask Smiley" board: https://freedomboard.kirara.ca/ask/index.html
(all of his posts on this board are marked with red smile icon)

 

Wow. He managed to take the whole pill thing and make it even more retarded.

 

This is amazing and I love this but...what? https://fringechan.org/fringe/res/3873.html#3873

 

So we found the Dalai Lama of lolcows And his secret lolcow level in diablo 2.

On a slightly more serious note, checking out his side it looks like he's ripped off different Pagan and Buddhist beliefs, As well as coming up with some crazy shit on his own.

I'm just skimming through right now, I'll be able togive more detailed posts once I start reading deep into this crazy shit.


Edit: Thank you for posting this this'll definitely give me a lot of entertainment

 

This is actually one of his milder guides. Wait till you find the stories of his own astral adventures involving getting pegged by fairies.

Favorite line from the succubi summoning guide:

"You will require an immense amount of sexual stamina to last very long with the succubus and at first you might barely able to get your dick to touch her before you cum all over the place and end up dropping out of 4th density and back into your physical body. With perseverence and a very large reserve of astral energy you will manage to go a lot further though and eventually you might even get to the point where you can fuck your succubus as long as you want and somehow come away from the encounter with astral energy left over and being able to stay in 4th density to do other things.

The best time for you to try to summon a succubus is when you start feeling an impulse to go look up porn or something btw. Maybe a sexually provocative image triggers you and you start thinking about this stuff. Resist the urge to do things the mundane way and proceed with summoning a succubus. The desire you have to engage in fuggings will enable you to do this with greater ease."

By the way, all non-believers in his magic are what he calls "mundanes".

And if you are a tin-foiler like Smiley you will also be pleased to learn that his site is accessible in onionland on Tor: 73ryh62wtiufgihc.onion

 

succubi! succubi! He's a wizard who actually summons succubi. my god, they've come full circle...

 

Oh my God. This is hysterical.

 

You forgot Smiley's picture.



He's showing off one of his swords. He's Canadian, btw. He has personally told me to kill myself many times in Datnode IRC because I'm disabled and therefore have nothing to "contribute" to the white race (as in propogation of it). He also goes by the names "Blue", "☻" and "BlueberryWizard". I believe he has paranoid schizophrenia. Honestly I am expecting him to be committed to an asylum.

Here's one of his oldest batshit insane threads from the 4chon.net archive:

http://archive.4chon.net/new/2517274.html

In 2012-early 2013, there were many 48 hour periods where Smiley would be up the entire time shitposting on /new/. He was banned and unbanned more times from 4chon.net than I can remember.

 

I take it he took a red pill that day.

 

Wait, aren't Succubi by definition supposed to eat your soul when you have sexy time with them?

 

That's one of the lores. Another thing I believe that's been Said about succubi is they tend to beat on people's emotions and fears and often causes people to do very fucked up things. Either way generally you do not want to be near succubi, and selling them is a very stupid idea, So say most lore I read on them.

 

Well obviously his astral energy stores are too vast for him to have to worry about such trifles

 

And of course there has to be a secret login at the URL...
https://freedomboard.kirara.ca/illuminati


Anti-Smiley propaganda based on original image Copypaste posted

 

One thing I forgot to mention is that Smiley wasn't always like this. I believe my first interaction with him was in 2011. Back then he was just your typical internet Nazi. His descent from just being a racist white guy into full scale insanity happened so gradually I didn't even notice how much he changed until Glaive made this thread.

 

So can we take a color and add pill to the end?
Can I be Orange Pill?

 

I want to be Blackpill

 

Now every time someone creates a new thread here, I keep waiting for that moment the person we're talking about is going to randomly appear with a blue "Verified" sign under the profile pic.

 

If anyone is interested in the early history of Smileberg, start with page 10 of /azg/ and work your way forwards.

https://4chon.net/azg/10.html

The earliest here is from May 2013, but even before this he posted as Anonymous.

 

I.. sort of am into astral projection and stuff and have had a great deal of metaphysical experiences. I'm not even sure what I should say because everyone will just laugh at me.
You know what, fuck it.

Spoiler

I got attacked by a succubus once when I was trying to project and it was really freaky. I'm not sure why they go around thinking they can control an encounter with one, because really they can't unless they've been practicing for several years. You have a lot less agency over your astral body than you think you do.

PS: this guy is dumb though.

 

Haha I like this guy, he's like what would happen if Harry Potter got kicked out of Hogwarts and became one of those crazy homeless guys you see screaming at people on the street wearing a tinfoil hat