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Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by CatParty, Oct 19, 2015.

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  1. kookerpie

    kookerpie

    I listen to his plays as a form of asmr to help me sleep
     
    #441 kookerpie, Feb 27, 2016
    • Feels Feels x 3
    • Like Like x 2
  2. Billy_Sama

    Billy_Sama ♂Just a beef cream next door♂

    Underwear Update!

    Another video showing how much he wants to get into fart porn, not for money but for his passion to make porn an art. Talks about getting a HIV test and willing to work long hours sniff and lick guys butts. Wears nothing but a swimsuit and shows off and smells his underwear he got from guys from a bar from a podcast and suck his toes.



    Another video to stress his love for white men's underwear.

     
    #442 Billy_Sama, Feb 29, 2016
    • Informative Informative x 9
  3. Male Idiot

    Male Idiot

    You can't spell fart without art!
     
    #443 Male Idiot, Mar 1, 2016
    • Like Like x 6
    • Agree Agree x 1
  4. TheProdigalStunna

    TheProdigalStunna when he wants to fuck but you just wanna maga
    True & Honest Fan

    I like how you can see his erect penis and how he almost touches it in this video.
     
    #444 TheProdigalStunna, Mar 1, 2016
    • Informative x 9
    • Feels x 3
    • Horrifying x 2
    • Semper Fidelis x 1
    • Powerlevel x 1
  5. Billy_Sama

    Billy_Sama ♂Just a beef cream next door♂

    New yet horrifying turn of an update on his discussion on his fetishes

    Talks about his new haircut of one hair knob and his desire eat out men with vaginas and for them to pee on him.



    Phone sideshow of the men with vaginas he wants to have oral sexand how they are like a waterfall and he is a tree drinking them.



    Another video of him declaring his homosexuality and his respect for everybody despite his desire for men with vaginas.



    Edit: Thursday taking a walk in the suburbs while comparing transmen with their vaginas and suburban houses.

     
    #445 Billy_Sama, Mar 9, 2016
    Last edited: Mar 9, 2016
    • Informative Informative x 10
  6. glutenfreebooty

    glutenfreebooty Grandma 4 Gays

    ...What? Aren't metaphors generally supposed to make sense?
     
    #446 glutenfreebooty, Mar 9, 2016
  7. Feline Darkmage

    Feline Darkmage

    Not with Thursday Lane they don't. And that's one of my favorite things about him tbh.
     
    #447 Feline Darkmage, Mar 9, 2016
    • Agree Agree x 8
  8. ObeseScreamingBlackMan

    ObeseScreamingBlackMan shake that ass bitch and let me see what you got

    Ham. Sandwich!
     
    #448 ObeseScreamingBlackMan, Mar 9, 2016
    • Like Like x 5
    • Agree Agree x 2
  9. Asandy31

    Asandy31 Even Stingers Can Be Feminine

    Autism & Skitzophrenia: I once milked apples, pollywogs in space, Go Go Reverend
    idiosyncratic speech or thoughts
     
    #449 Asandy31, Mar 10, 2016
  10. Peace and Harmony

    Peace and Harmony 人不犯我，我不犯人
    True & Honest Fan

    Like I said fucking kill me

     
    #450 Peace and Harmony, Mar 11, 2016
    • Feels Feels x 4
    • Semper Fidelis Semper Fidelis x 1
  11. juntaro

    juntaro i play it off legit

    First thing I see when I log into Facebook this morning. Thanks, Mon-Diego!
    [​IMG]
    Spoiler'd because pic of a mans cock and ass.
     
    #451 juntaro, Mar 13, 2016
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 13, 2016
    • Informative Informative x 20
    • Horrifying Horrifying x 10
    • Winner Winner x 3
  12. The Kebab and Calculator

    The Kebab and Calculator I tried that and it broke

    I like this guy. My current favourite cow.
     
    #452 The Kebab and Calculator, Mar 13, 2016
    • Agree Agree x 11
    • Informative Informative x 1
  13. Legatus Lanius

    Legatus Lanius The Monster of the East

    >autistic
    >people
    >you can't have both
     
    #453 Legatus Lanius, Mar 13, 2016
    • Feels Feels x 3
    • Autistic Autistic x 1
  14. Xerxes IX

    Xerxes IX White Male Cat Shitlord

    This is definitely gonna get all the trannys flocking to him god damn
     
    #454 Xerxes IX, Mar 13, 2016
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 2
  15. I Just Want to See Attachments

    I Just Want to See Attachments I've seen alot.

    Well, he's the first cow who doesn't have a micropenis, so that's... something?
     
    #455 I Just Want to See Attachments, Mar 13, 2016
    • Agree Agree x 8
  16. Melkor

    Melkor i cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug
    True & Honest Fan

    I feel like I've seen this guy on tumblr... the name sounds familiar.
     
    #456 Melkor, Mar 13, 2016
    • Informative Informative x 1
  17. glutenfreebooty

    glutenfreebooty Grandma 4 Gays

    That escalated very quickly. Holy shit.
    Why do the male cows always post dick pics?
     
    #457 glutenfreebooty, Mar 13, 2016
    • Feels Feels x 6
  18. Asandy31

    Asandy31 Even Stingers Can Be Feminine

    I don't think he'll make it into porn with something between his legs that looks like a black vanity smurf
    I now understand why spoilers were invented.....For Taco Meat Tuesdays
    He also appears to shave his buttocks and around his rectum.....I never thought I'd type that last sentence
     
    #458 Asandy31, Mar 13, 2016
    • Feels Feels x 1
  19. bearycool

    bearycool The Movie Night Queen
    True & Honest Fan

    That chocolate bar looks rancid and expired. Someone take it off the shelf please.
     
    #459 bearycool, Mar 13, 2016
    • Like Like x 5
    • Feels Feels x 2
  20. Rolfe DeWolfe

    Rolfe DeWolfe R O B O F U C K™

    Does he shave his ass?
     
    #460 Rolfe DeWolfe, Mar 13, 2016
    • Powerlevel Powerlevel x 2
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